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This thing was constructed on February 8, 2007, and it was categorized as Video, Web/Tech.
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images-windows-vista-1-tm Microsoft Vistas Real Features
This, from The Onion, I thought was particularly funny for all of those considering to upgrade…..

Microsoft released its new operating system, Vista, on Jan. 30. Here are some of its features:

  • Microsoft Word’s helpful paper-clip icon now blinks at rate of normal humans
  • Enhanced graphics on “System Is Not Responding” pop-up window
  • Five new card-back designs for Solitaire
  • Something that Apple would never, ever dream up in a billion years
  • Microsoft Vista Released
  • 4,391 security flaws to be patched over next 15 years
  • Promise of broad, open-minded future or some bullshit
  • Lists blocked wireless connections with greater speed and accuracy
  • New operating system, same old Microsoft Paint

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One Comment

  1. Posted February 16, 2007 at 9:15 am | Permalink

    To quote a most excellent gentleman who, in fact, shared my name, “Ho ho Vista are is a crap.” He also said “I are urinate” but this was unrelated.

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